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Below are some of my favorite comedian's quotes translated into different languages, then back to English.
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English
I hate turtlenecks. I have such a weak neck. Plus if you wear a turtleneck it's like being strangled by a really weak guy ... all day. And if you wear a turtleneck and a backpack it's like a weak midget trying to bring you down.

English to Spanish

Odio los cuellos altos. Tengo un cuello tan débil. Más si usted usa un cuello alto es como ser estrangulado por un individuo realmente débil allday. Y si usted usa un cuello alto y un petate es como un enano débil que intenta traerle abajo.

Spanish to French

Je haïs les hauts cols. J'ai un col tellement faible. Plus si vous utilisez un haut col est comme être étranglé par un individu allday réellement faible. Et si vous utilisez un haut col et un petate est comme un nain faible qu'il essaye de lui apporter vers le bas.

French to English

Hatred the high necks. I have a so weak neck. If you use a high neck more she is like being strangled by a really weak individual allday. And if you use a high neck and a bed roll are like a weak dwarf who tries to bring to him down.

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Kinko's is my favorite copy place cause it's open 24 hours, like if it's three in the morning, and I suddenly decide I need two of something, I'm covered. Sometimes I will wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, "shit... oh ya, Kinko's... alright, that will not remain singular"

English to Traditional Chinese to English
The copy place cause which Kinko is opens I which 24 hours likes, likes if it is three mornings, and I suddenly decided I need two something, my quilt. Sometimes I will awake in the midnight in drop of cold sweat, "shit... oh ya, Kinko... the line, could not be still sole"


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English to Latin

In England, Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smackey the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think it's a better system, I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool. Never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought 'man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog ...' You never say here comes that frog in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. Hey here comes that frog, all right. Maybe he will settle near me so I can pet him, and stick him in a mayonnaise jar, with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to.

In Latin:

In England Smokey Gero est non silva incendia preoccupo responsal. They have Battuo Frog. It's iustus amo a gero , tamen it's a frog. EGO reputo it's a melior ratio , EGO reputo nos should adopt is. Quoniam gero can exsisto vilis , tamen frogs es usquequaque frigus. Nunquam has illic been a frog hopping obviam mihi , quod EGO sententia 'man I'd melior lascivio mortuus. Hic adveho ut frog. ' Vos nunquam narro hic adveho ut frog in a nervous ratio. It's usquequaque optimistic. Hey hic adveho ut frog , totus vox. Maybe is mos subsido near mihi sic EGO can pet him , quod virga him in a mayonnaise orca , per a virga quod a folium , ut recreate quis he's adsuesco assuesco.

Latin to English

Upon England Smokey To carry is not woods fire to attack first deputy. They fui To beat Frog. It's just to love a to carry , not with standing it's a frog. I to reckon it's a better system , I to reckon we should to wish for oneself this. Since to carry can to emerge cheap , not with standing frogs are always cold. Never these there been a frog hopping on the way me , and I sentiment 'man I'd better to run riot dead. This to carry when frog. ' You never to make known this to carry when frog upon a nervous system. It's always optimistic. Hey this to carry when frog , whole cry. Maybe this will stay near me so I can pet him , and a green twig him upon a mayonnaise pot , very a green twig and a leaf , when to revive anyone he's to grow accustomed to.

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